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Saturday, 28 February 2009

Dastardly Dexter

Listen, I'm not a huge fan of TV. I probably watch much more than I should, and read less than I ought to, but I don't worship at the temple of the conduit to the airwaves. Saying that, I do have certain shows that I tend to watch fairly religiously from week to week.

Right now, I'd say (for me, at least) that we're in a Golden Age of TV viewing. It happens every so often, when almost every night at around 9-10pm there's one show that I really want to watch and don't miss if I can help it. Now, I don't have satellite TV or anything like that, just humble terrestrial and freeview, but there comes a time when there's a great show on almost every night.

My viewing palette at the moment consists of (in weekly order, starting from Monday): Heroes, C.S.I Las Vegas, Desperate Housewives (a guilty pleasure, but not as dodgy as it sounds if you haven't seen it - think a dark, pseudo-Stepford Wives meets Thelma & Louise meets The Burbs style soap opera), Dexter, Pushing Daisies, nothing on Saturday and Supernatural.

Far and away the cream of this delectable crop is Dexter. This show is awesome.

If you've not seen it and you like excellent writing, dark subtext and gripping characters, plus you don't mind a bit of blood and horror here and there, then I urge you to watch it. The second season, currently airing on ITV1, is about five or six episodes old now, and with twelve episodes per season you're probably better off seeking out the DVD for season one online and ordering that instead, but it doesn't preclude me from extolling the virtues of this great show.


In a nutshell, Dexter is a serial killer who murders serial killers. Psychologically damaged by a childhood trauma that resulted in him witnessing first hand the brutal murder of his mother, even as a young boy Dexter has had an urge to kill things. This pathological compulsion is tempered by his foster father, Harry, who teaches Dexter how to control and ultimately express his deviancy in ways that leave innocent people... well, alive. Harry gives Dexter all the techniques and training that allow him to function in society and wear a mask of normalcy to hide his homicidal urges.

Fast forward about twenty years and Dexter is working as a blood spatter specialist in the Miami Police Department. Fear not, the law enforcement milieu in Dexter is about as far away as you can get from the glitzy, cheese-ridden debacle that is C.S.I Miami. You won't find pithy one-liners, ludicrous posturing, sunglasses-catalogue posing, doe-eyed high-heeled criminalists here, oh no - this is much more gritty and realistic, a far cry from plastic faces and wooden characters more concerned with their wardrobe and make-up than the business of actually looking like cops.

Dexter is surrounded by a glorious cast: the politically savvy, stab you in the back if it advances her career, Lieutenant Laguerta; the testosterone-fulled, super paranoid, ex-Special Forces powder keg waiting to go off, Sergeant Doakes; generally foul-mouthed, slightly naive and just that little bit annoying sister, Debra Morgan; and the generally likable, slightly paunchy, all round good guy, Angel Batista. The ever dependable Julie Benz, who played the character of Darla in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, also gets a meaty role, and is great as the flaky, doormat of a wreck of a woman, who just wants a nice life with her family/is blissfully unaware of her boyfriend, Dexter's, pathology, Rita.

The cast is excellently put together and they are all obvious pros selected with talent in mind. The show's writing, as already mentioned, is razor sharp and very, very witty. Given the fact the show's major content deals with grisly death and a character who cuts up his victims into tiny little pieces, before putting the parts in black bin liners and weighing them down to sink to the bottom of the ocean, it's even more remarkable.

Major props has to go to the opening credit sequence, which is such a visceral feast of semiological murder and torture metaphors, I defy you not to marvel at its genius.

Superbly dark, Dexter is a must-see show as far as I'm concerned, probably the best show on TV at this moment in time. Former greats like Heroes seem to be limping along at the moment, waiting for a spark that might never come to try and recapture old glories, but Dexter goes from strength-to-strength.

Part of that strength might be explained by the fact that the series is based on the novels by Jeff Lindsey (Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Dexter in the Dark), which, admittedly, I have yet to read, but Louise has a copy that is waiting on her bedside that I might sneak over to my side once I'm done with John Connolly's The White Road.

As for Dexter himself, Michael C Hall (who is probably best known for his role in Six Feet Under as David Fisher) absolutely nails it for me; equal parts sociopathic monster/happy go-lucky family man. His awkwardness juxtaposed with his burgeoning, if slightly confusing, love for Rita and her children is both chilling and touching at the same time. Even though Dexter is a serial killer (albeit, who only kills serial killers, but you never know when that might slip for personal reasons...), he is incredibly likable - a real testament to Michael C Hall's consummate acting skills.

Dark and quirky, Dexter is just a brilliant, brilliant show. Any fans of crime or drama in general should give this a look.

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Honourkeeper Signing: Nottingham 14th March

I have news of an additional signing date for my latest dwarf novel, Honourkeeper. As well as Grimbsy on the 7th of March, I'll also be doing two signings in Nottingham a week later on the 14th of March.

The signings will be at Games Workshop Nottingham on Friar Lane and at Warhammer World/Bugman's Bar.

Here are the details and times for the Nottingham Games Workshop signing:

Honourkeeper Signing Games Workshop Nottingham

14th March

11am-12pm

34A Friar Lane
Nottingham
NG1 6DQ
0115 948 0651

And now the details and times for the Warhammer World/Bugman's Bar signing:

Honourkeeper Signing Warhammer World

14th March

1.30-2.30pm

Warhammer World
Willow Road
Lenton
Nottingham
NG7 2WS
0115 916 8410

It would be great to see some folks there, and I'll be happy to chat about writing, my books, this and any future projects.

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Honourkeeper Signing: Grimsby 7th March

In advance of the release of my latest dwarf novel, Honourkeeper, I'll will be in Games Workshop Grimsby on Saturday the 7th of March to do a signing. The session begins at 1 and is until 2.30pm.

This is also an opportunity to get the book a whole week earlier than it is released in Games Workshop stores.

It would be great to some folks there to chat to about Honourkeeper and anything else that I'm writing/have written.

Here are the details again in summary:

Honourkeeper signing

Saturday 7th March


1-2.30pm


Games Workshop Grimsby
9 West St Mary's Gate
Grimsby

DN31 1 LB

Friday, 20 February 2009

Honourkeeper early release!

In keeping with Games Workshop stores receiving books slightly earlier than in the generic book trade, Honourkeeper will be released in Games Workshops a few weeks earlier than anywhere else.

This means that you'll be able to get Honourkeeper on the 14th March from Games Workshop.

It's released everywhere else on the 6th April.

There's an extract of the novel online right now on the Black Library website.

I'll also be at the Black Library Live! event on the 11th April to sign copies of Honourkeeper (or anything else you put my way) and chat about the book.

I'll also reliably informed that there'll be a small signing tour for the book in both Nottingham (likely to be in Bugman's Bar itself) and my home town Grimsby (again, likely to be at the Games Workshop store). As soon as I get dates and details I'll post them up on the blog.

Check out your local Games Workshop store around the time of the release as they may be running participation games based on some of the battles in the novel and then immortalised on the tabletop.

Khazuk!

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Tome of Fire - Salamander trilogy

As most who follow the blog will know, I'm currently in the process of writing my first full Warhammer 40,000 novel, Salamander.

Regulars will also know that this is but the first in a trilogy. Titles for the second and third books are sketchy at the moment (I'm toying with Firedrake for book two) but today we (as in me and BL) cemented the series title arc. After a bit of thought (I wasn't expecting to 'arc' it, so to speak), we settled on the Tome of Fire trilogy. This is because the ancient book (or books) penned by Vulkan of prophecies, portents and clues concerning his fire-born sons is at the heart of what the three books are about.

It's an exciting development for me as it really helps to generate some series focus and ensures that I never veer to far off this central tenet of the trilogy. It also means that I'm committed to two further books to end the series (or this installment of it, at least - never say never).

Hopefully, this official stamp of a trilogy will be good news to fans; I'm certainly excited at the prospect. In fairness, I'd always planned the narrative overarch for the Salamanders in three books, not one, but it's nice to get the official go ahead in spite of all that.

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Saturday, 14 February 2009

Gods and Monsters

I am a huge fan of Marvel and DC. I also love animation. Imagine my deep joy then when the knock at my door this morning revealed the postman with a package for me. Ripping it open (after closing the door, of course), I discovered my pre-ordered copy of Hulk Vs.

For those who don't know, Hulk Vs is the latest offering from Marvel Studios Animation. Ever since they produced The Ultimates, Marvel (and DC, coincidentally) have continued with a programme of feature-format, straight to DVD movies based on some of their most popular franchises.

Iron Man, Doctor Strange, the aforementioned Ultimates; they've all received the animated movie treatment. As a fan, I've collected them all, but with mixed enthusiasm upon viewing. Up until Hulk Vs I'd give the Marvel stable of animated movies a distinctly average 6 out of 10. Most have failed to live up to their potential and fallen disappointingly by the wayside. Both The Invincible Iron Man and Doctor Strange (two of my favourite characters) suffered from fairly weak stories and even weaker animation in some cases (why, oh why, do animators insist on adding obviously CG'd material to the cell art format - it looks so incongruous and rough).

Hulk Vs has bumped the average up to a healthy 8 (just...). Firstly, it's not just one movie - it's two: Hulk vs Wolverine and Hulk vs Thor (what a line-up). I watched them in that order.

Let's be clear; this is a lot darker than most Marvel animations - especially the Wolverine story. It's not gratuitous, however, but rather it simply fits with the violent nature of the Hulk character. The Wolverine story is excellent, essentially a giant fight scene and some Weapon X backstory told over 30 minutes, but then it doesn't pretend to be anything else and does what it's meant to do extremely well - i.e. entertain.



Bone-crunching, blood-spilling fight scenes abound in this awesome slug fest between a homicidal, adamantium-clawed maniac who can regenerate and a muscle-bound, uber-violent, bellowing monster as the former tries to bring the latter to heel (for peace and harmony or for the Weapon X programme, I'm still unsure) Expect to see cameos (actually, they're a little more than that) from the likes of Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Sabertooth and Omega Red (sweet!), too.

The story actually culminates in a huge showdown between these characters as Wolverine tries to make the Hulk realise he's on his side and that they have a common enemy in the other members of Weapon X. Fans will revel in Deathstrike getting her arms torn off, only for the internal circuitry within to reattached them for her again. Deadpool is darkly humorous throughout, his banter serving to enrage Hulk, Wolverine and his team mates, but it's welcome light relief.

The animation style looked slightly different in this animated interpretation of Marvel's characters. The previous movies suffered from a lightness that made the visuals look kind of airy and weak. This was much harder and edgier, with darker lines of definition and strong colours with great atmosphere effects that earlier incarnations simply lacked. I hope that Marvel continue with this style and don't go back to the limp-wristed pastels of Iron Man and Doctor Strange.

Movie two, as I've already said, is Hulk vs Thor. In this story, Bruce Banner is captured by Loki and brought to Asgard where he forces Banner to transform into the Hulk and then takes control of him. Loki basically wants to use the Hulk to destroy his hated brother Thor. Of course, the Hulk is too stocked full of rage to be cowed for long and eventually breaks free, and all hell breaks loose (or breaks loose in hell, kind of literally).



Suffice it to say, this is another slug fest but of more godly proportions as Thor and the Asgardian pantheon of heroes take on the green monster from Midgard (that's Hulk, by the way and Midgard is what the gods called our Earth). The battles in this are simply titanic. You'll get to see entire armies battered away by Hulk's sheer wrath and insatiable desire for carnage.

Again, the animation style of this feature was strong (though, oddly, not quite as crisply rendered or hard-edged as Hulk vs Wolverine), and the lightning effects from Mjöllnir (Thor's enchanted hammer that also lets him fly) are great.

The Thor story was only slightly shaded by Wolverine (which surprised me, as I expected it to be the other way around), but at about 15 minutes longer was more satisfying in the epic stakes. I think Hulk vs Wolverine was really helped by the fact that the writers and animators didn't skimp on the blood-soaked carnage (I was wincing at some scenes).

As a fan of animated features (especially the Marvel and DC ones), I would highly recommend Hulk Vs. Leave your brain at the door and settle down for around 80 minutes of all-action carnage involving the Hulk and some of his toughest adversaries.

Hulk smash!

Salamander reaches 80,000 word mark

I've been hard at work over the last few days, hammering the keyboard like crazy to get more chapters of Salamander finished.

I'm very happy to reach the 80,000 word mark, as it means I'm entering into the final phase or act of the novel. There are quite a few reveals coming to fruition now, so all that set up in the earlier chapters is paying off at last.

Still not sure just how long this novel is going to be yet. Though, I think it will breach the 100,000 word mark by a fair few thousand - let's hope my editors are amenable to a few extra pages...

I've got another full day of writing tomorrow, so hope to hit the mid-80,000's. All depends on how the narrative is flowing. Taking an evening off tonight as it's Valentine's Day and I doubt Louise would forgive me (who's also been at work all day) if I spent all night writing (as I do most nights).

I'll keep posting as I hit the milestones, but the end is almost in sight. Time to start thinking about the threads I'm going to leave for for book two...

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Friday, 13 February 2009

Nick Kyme on You Tube!

A while ago I conducted a couple of interviews with two of my favourite BL authors, Mike Lee and Nathan Long.

Admittedly, I'd kind of forgotten about it. I was trawling through the Black Library site, checking out the forums and the blog as I do regularly, and lo and behold I saw a post dedicated to Gav Thorpe's interview on BL TV. Following the link to the video on You Tube, I saw the interviews I did with Mike and Nathan.

This is the first time I've seen this (though they were posted on the 2nd February) so you'll have to excuse my enthusiasm. I'm no Parkinson, that's for sure, but I thought fans might like to see it in any case (just link to it through the word 'interviews' in this post).

Mike and Nathan are the real stars in the interviews, but it was fun to do so hopefully you'll enjoy watching it (if you haven't already of course...).

Monday, 9 February 2009

Heroes of the Space Marines is in!

Literally hot off the presses is Heroes of the Space Marines, landing on the editorial desk of the Black Library not two hours ago.

Doubtless, the other authors in the anthology will be posting soon enough but I in a semi-privileged position to be at the frontline where all the action is as books comes in.


What can I say? This anthology that focuses on the Space Marines (both loyal and Chaotic) looks fantastic. From the awesome cover by new artist Hardy Fowler (you'll be seeing a lot more of him in the future) to the whopping 416 pages, crammed with great stories. Never has there been a more pointy anthology from the Black Library than this.


Due to the broad subject matter, expect a lot of variety in the tales within, too. You'll find epic tragedies, missions of vengeance, half-grasped salvation, embraced damnation, arena of death, heart-stopping chases, kill-teams performing the nigh-on impossible and much more besides. It's actually a real privilege to be part of this anthology as both editor and, more importantly, author.

There are several stories in here that presage forthcoming anthologies or showcase the talents of new authors you'll be seeing a lot of in the future. Plus, of course, there are the fan favourites who already have a wealth of fantastic material to their names and are building on their established characters/narratives.

For me, it's Salamanders. Heroes of the Space Marines contains the story Fires of War, which in many ways is an introduction to characters and an action-packed (hopefully thought-provoking) lead in to the novel I'm writing right now (and adding to in about another twenty minutes or so), Salamander. As I've said before: you don't need to read Fires of War to enjoy and appreciate Salamander, but I think the story does give it an extra little something for the die-hards.


Looking forward to the fan reaction to this. I've pumped a lot into the Salamanders, both research and innovation, here's hoping it's well received...

Heroes of the Space Marines
is released in stores in May but is available to preorder from the Black Library right now.

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Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Salamanders - 60,000 words + done

Quick update, folks. As you can see from the subject line, I'm now over halfway through Salamander and things are hotting up in a big way. Obviously, I can't reveal the ins and outs, but I can say the last half (or just under, depending on how things pan out) is going to be packed with action and pay-offs aplenty.

Oh, and remember that I'll be at Black Library Live! on April 11th signing Honourkeeper, but I'm also available to chat about all things Salamander too...

Tickets are available in five days, on the 9th of February.

Hope to see you there...

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Zombies invade Regency England!

As news flashes go it's an odd one. But here's a picture of what I found on the Internet today courtesy of some diligent colleagues of mine...


Pretty sure Jane Austen wouldn't have envisaged this when she penned the original. It's particularly pertinent for me (I hear that this has been doing the rounds for a bit, so apologies if you've seen it, been there/done that etc) as my girlfriend is a HUGE fan of Pride and Prejudice (and I mean HUGE - there's not a font or text style big enough to express it). She's particularly fond of the BBC dramatisation (which, I understand, is generally held as the best adaptation).

She didn't believe me. I didn't believe me.

'Is this for real?' she cries.
'Yes,' I reply.
'Really?'
'Yes.'

She took it well and is as intrigued as me to discover what the blending of styles will be like with the original text and Seth Grahame-Smith's bone-crunching, flesh-chewing zombie scenes (whose name is synonymous with the books, How to Survive a Horror Movie and The Big Book of Porn and not someone I'd associate with classic English literature). Apparently, there are pictures too, of Elizabeth Bennett throwing down against the zombie hordes ravaging Middle England with her father's shotgun in hand no doubt (I wonder if they'll get a reference to a chainsaw in there?).

It's just bonkers enough that it might actually work. Well, they've got my sale, that's for sure! It feels like car crash literature almost - you can't believe what you're seeing, and you've just got to rubber-neck and make sure you're not imagining it. Hey, it worked with Marvel Zombies - why shouldn't it work with this?

More importantly, where do we go from here. Is all classic literature with copyright expiration fair game?

Great Expectations of Blood (a vampire novel set in Dickensian London where young Pip gets more than he bargained for when he goes to visit Miss Haversham - still, she does burn at the end so that should put an end to her bloodsucking ways, right?)

Oliver Twisted (young orphan boy is actually a flesh-eating mutant that preys on the other street urchins...)

Mummy at Mansfield Park


Emma the Werewolf

A Tale of Two Cities of Hell

The list goes on and on. Any more for any more?

Monday, 2 February 2009

Bugman's Signing - been and gone, sorry!

There was an impromptu signing session in Bugman's Bar at Games Workshop HQ last week. I was sat alongside none other than Graham McNeill and Gav Thorpe. Wedged between two such luminaries of the Black Library I humbly signed copy and copy of Tales of Heresy (of which I was the editor, together with Lindsey Priestley), but also got through a fair few copies of Honourkeeper. This is my latest novel and was available only on the night in advance of its April release date for the hard working Games Workshop store managers.

It was very nice to see so much love for the book already, and folks actually eagerly awaiting its release! This was a genuine thrill for me, and I hope the reaction is the same when it comes out officially. If so, I shall certainly endeavour to write some more tales about the Sons of Grungni.

I also got a chance to have a chat about Assault on Black Reach: The Novel (also feeling the love) and my next project, Salamander.

I've actually not done that many signings (certainly not as many as the esteemed Mr McNeill and Mr Thorpe - who were awesome on the night, but then I suppose I am their editor... ;-)), so it was a genuine thrill to talk to folks about some the books I've written. A shout out goes to all the folks I met in Holland and he remembered me from the event (we had several Northern European managers over for the conference, too). I'm really glad that you got a lot out of BL's visit over that weekend and I very much hope to come again soon.

Anyway, apologies that not everyone who would have wanted to got to the event (given it was for GW managers only), but I'm sure there'll be other signings set up in the future when Honourkeeper is officially released. At the moment, I'm thinking about revisiting GW Grimsby (as it's my home town and I like to show some loyalty) and GW Nottingham/Warhammer World.

If you'd like to see me anywhere else just let me know and I'll see what I can do.

For those who missed it, he's a - admittedly murky - shot of the evening! (I'm the one in red, Graham has the pint and Gav is lurking somewhere behind my head - I'll have to remember to take my own snaps next time...)